How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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Men’s clothes, right?
My 20 year old 6 foot something skinny beanpole brother is a size medium t-shirt.
My 71 year old 5 foot 8 average weight dad is a size medium t-shirt.
My uncle who is built like Captain freaking America is a size medium t-shirt.
I can wear a men’s size medium t-shirt.
Women’s clothes?
Depends on the phases of the moon, your star sign, and whether you’ve looked at a picture of a chicken recently.
What even.
Accurate.
Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning…was crisp and golden as an apple.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (via landscape-photo-graphy)
Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
cramps
liquid eyeliner
Birthgiving
dealing with boys.